After about a month of stress eating trying to find a job, I’m finally starting to lose weight again.
Goal: 10 pounds :)

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

(via everlasting-atrocity)

"The United States spends more on trash bags than ninety other countries spend on everything. In other words, the receptacles of our waste cost more than all of the goods of consumed by nearly half of the world’s nations."
- Polly LaBarre (via inthenoosphere)

glitterdick93:

It’s my first night working the graveyard shift. All I want is someone to bring me a good book and something extreeeemely caffeinated. Six more hours to go…

I got a monster and the book Why Do Men Have Nipples. :))

callipygian: having beautifully proportioned buttocks